I am a secret fan of Narcissistic People

You can easily identify a narcissistic person by the following 2 qualities:

1. When a narcissistic person tells you how good he is, like he’s a number 9 out of 10, he really believes he’s a number 9; he will never secretly feel he’s only a number 7 but will behave as if he’s a number 9. He truly firmly profoundly fundamentally believes that he’s a number 9.
2. When you give compliment to a narcissistic person, no matter how exaggerating and ridiculous your compliments are, he will always happily accept it – he would probably not use language like “I’m flattered”; instead he is likely to respond something like, “I totally agree with you”, or “I think you’re totally right about me”.

Given the above 2 qualities, I figured I am obviously not a narcissistic person. The first rule may apply to me quite consistently, but never the second rule.

Given the above 2 qualities, I also figured narcissistic people are very cute. I think they make me happy, they make me want to laugh, they can’t tell if I am laughing at them, and they make me wonder how wonderfully amazing the world is!

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I would rather spend time with an optimistic person of course, but truly optimistic people are very hard to find in this world to be honest; so I would happily spend time with a narcissistic person without any complaints, and I think both of us will be very well entertained.

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If you are still hanging out with pessimistic people, act fast! You should try to find some narcissistic ones!